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THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY HOLLOW
by Washington Irving
Found among the papers of the late Diedrech Knickerbocker.
A pleasing land of drowsy head it was,
Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye;
And of gay castles in the clouds that pass,
Forever flushing round a summer sky.
Castle of Indolence.
In the bosom of one of those spacious coves which indent the eastern shore
of the Hudson, at that broad expansion of the river denominated by the
ancient Dutch navigators the Tappan Zee, and where they always prudently
shortened sail and implored the protection of St. Nicholas when they crossed,
there lies a small market town or rural port, which by some is called
Greensburgh, but which is more generally and properly known by the name
of Tarry Town. This name was given, we are told, in former days, by the
good housewives of the adjacent country, from the inveterate propensity
of their husbands to linger about the village tavern on market days. Be
that as it may, I do not vouch for the fact, but merely advert to it,
for the sake of being precise and authentic. Not far from this village,
perhaps about two miles, there is a little valley or rather lap of land
among high hills, which is one of the quietest places in the whole world.
A small brook glides through it, with just murmur enough to lull one to
repose; and the occasional whistle of a quail or tapping of a woodpecker
is almost the only sound that ever breaks in upon the uniform tranquillity.
I recollect that, when a stripling, my first exploit in squirrel-shooting
was in a grove of tall walnut-trees that shades one side of the valley.
I had wandered into it at noontime, when all nature is peculiarly quiet,
and was startled by the roar of my own gun, as it broke the Sabbath stillness
around and was prolonged and reverberated by the angry echoes. If ever
I should wish for a retreat whither I might steal from the world and its
distractions, and dream quietly away the remnant of a troubled life, I
know of none more promising than this little valley. From the listless
repose of the place, and the peculiar
character of its inhabitants, who are descendants from the original Dutch
settlers, this sequestered glen has long been known by the name of SLEEPY
HOLLOW, and its rustic lads are called the Sleepy Hollow Boys throughout
all the neighboring country. A drowsy, dreamy influence seems to hang
over the land, and to pervade the very atmosphere. Some say that the place
was bewitched by a High German doctor, during the early days of the settlement;
others, that an old Indian chief, the prophet or wizard of his tribe,
held his powwows there before the country was discovered by Master Hendrick
Hudson. Certain it is, the place still continues under the sway of some
witching power, that holds a spell over the minds of the good people,
causing them to walk in a continual reverie. They are given to all kinds
of marvelous beliefs; are subject to trances and visions, and frequently
see strange sights, and hear music and voices in the air. The whole neighborhood
abounds with local tales, haunted spots, and twilight superstitions; stars
shoot and meteors glare oftener across the valley than in any other part
of the country, and the nightmare, with her whole ninefold, seems to make
it the favorite scene of her gambols.
The dominant spirit, however, that haunts this enchanted region, and seems
to be commander-in-chief of all the powers of the air, is the apparition
of a figure on horseback, without a head. It is said by some to be the
ghost of a Hessian trooper, whose head had been carried away by a cannon-ball,
in some nameless battle during the Revolutionary War, and who is ever
and anon seen by the country folk hurrying along in the gloom of night,
as if on the wings of the wind. His haunts are not confined to the valley,
but extend at times to the adjacent roads, and especially to the vicinity
of a church at no great distance. Indeed, certain of the most authentic
historians of those parts, who have been careful in collecting and collating
the floating facts concerning this spectre, allege that the body of the
trooper having been buried in the churchyard, the ghost rides forth to
the scene of battle in nightly quest of his head, and that the rushing
speed with which he sometimes passes along the Hollow, like a midnight
blast, is owing to his being belated, and in a hurry to get back to the
churchyard before daybreak.
Such is the general purport of this legendary superstition, which has
furnished materials for many a wild story in that region of shadows; and
the spectre is known at all the country firesides, by the name of the
Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow.
It is remarkable that the visionary propensity I have mentioned is not
confined to the native inhabitants of the valley, but is unconsciously
imbibed by every one who resides there for a time. However wide awake
they may have been before they entered that sleepy region, they are sure,
in a little time, to inhale the witching influence of the air, and begin
to grow imaginative, to dream dreams, and see apparitions.
I mention this peaceful spot with all possible laud for it is in such
little retired Dutch valleys, found here and there embosomed in the great
State of New York, that population, manners, and customs remain fixed,
while the great torrent of migration and improvement, which is making
such incessant changes in other parts of this restless country, sweeps
by them unobserved. They are like those little nooks of still water, which
border a rapid stream, where we may see the straw and bubble riding quietly
at anchor, or slowly revolving in their mimic harbor, undisturbed by the
rush of the passing current. Though many years have elapsed since I trod
the drowsy shades of Sleepy Hollow, yet I question whether I should not
still find the same trees and the same families vegetating in its sheltered
bosom.
In this by-place of nature there abode, in a remote period of American
history, that is to say, some thirty years since, a worthy wight of the
name of Ichabod Crane, who sojourned, or, as he expressed it, "tarried,"
in Sleepy Hollow, for the purpose of instructing the children of the vicinity.
He was a native of Connecticut, a State which supplies the Union with
pioneers for the mind as well as for the forest, and sends forth yearly
its legions of frontier woodmen and country schoolmasters. The cognomen
of Crane was not inapplicable to his person. He was tall, but exceedingly
lank, with narrow shoulders, long arms and legs, hands that dangled a
mile out of his sleeves, feet that might have served for shovels, and
his whole frame most loosely hung together. His head was small, and flat
at top, with huge ears, large green glassy eyes, and a long snipe nose,
so that it looked like a weather-cock perched upon his spindle neck to
tell which way the wind blew. To see him striding along the profile of
a hill on a windy day, with his clothes bagging and fluttering about him,
one might have mistaken him for the genius of famine descending upon the
earth, or some scarecrow eloped from a cornfield.
His schoolhouse was a low building of one large room, rudely constructed
of logs; the windows partly glazed, and partly patched with leaves of
old copybooks. It was most ingeniously secured at vacant hours, by a *withe
twisted in the handle of the door, and stakes set against the window shutters;
so that though a thief might get in with perfect ease, he would find some
embarrassment in getting out, --an idea most probably borrowed by the
architect, Yost Van Houten, from the mystery of an eelpot. The schoolhouse
stood in a rather lonely but pleasant situation, just at the foot of a
woody hill, with a brook running close by, and a formidable birch-tree
growing at one end of it. From hence the low murmur of his pupils' voices,
conning over their lessons, might be heard in a drowsy summer's day, like
the hum of a beehive; interrupted now and then by the authoritative voice
of the master, in the tone of menace or command, or, peradventure, by
the appalling sound of the birch, as he urged some tardy loiterer along
the flowery path of knowledge. Truth to say, he was a conscientious man,
and ever bore in mind the golden maxim, "Spare the rod and spoil the child."
Ichabod Crane's scholars certainly were not spoiled.
I would not have it imagined, however, that he was one of those cruel
potentates of the school who joy in the smart of their subjects; on the
contrary, he administered justice with discrimination rather than severity;
taking the burden off the backs of the weak, and laying it on those of
the strong. Your mere puny stripling, that winced at the least flourish
of the rod, was passed by with indulgence; but the claims of justice were
satisfied by inflicting a double portion on some little tough wrong headed,
broad-skirted Dutch urchin, who sulked and swelled and grew dogged and
sullen beneath the birch. All this he called "doing his duty by their
parents;" and he never inflicted a chastisement without following it by
the assurance, so consolatory to the smarting urchin, that "he would remember
it and thank him for it the longest day he had to live."
When school hours were over, he was even the companion and playmate of
the larger boys; and on holiday afternoons would convoy some of the smaller
ones home, who happened to have pretty sisters, or good housewives for
mothers, noted for the comforts of the cupboard. Indeed, it behooved him
to keep on good terms with his pupils. The revenue arising from his school
was small, and would have been scarcely sufficient to furnish him with
daily bread, for he was a huge feeder, and, though lank, had the dilating
powers of an anaconda; but to help out his maintenance, he was, according
to country custom in those parts, boarded and lodged at the houses of
the farmers whose children he instructed. With these he lived successively
a week at a time, thus going the rounds of the neighborhood, with all
his worldly effects tied up in a cotton handkerchief.
That all this might not be too onerous on the purses of his rustic patrons,
who are apt to considered the costs of schooling a grievous burden, and
schoolmasters as mere drones he had various ways of rendering himself
both useful and agreeable. He assisted the farmers occasionally in the
lighter labors of their farms, helped to make hay, mended the fences,
took the horses to water, drove the cows from pasture, and cut wood for
the winter fire. He laid aside, too, all the dominant dignity and absolute
sway with which he lorded it in his little empire, the school, and became
wonderfully gentle and ingratiating. He found favor in the eyes of the
mothers by petting the children, particularly the youngest; and like the
lion bold, which whilom so magnanimously the lamb did hold, he would sit
with a child on one knee, and rock a cradle with his foot for whole hours
together.
In addition to his other vocations, he was the singing- master of the
neighborhood, and picked up many bright shillings by instructing the young
folks in psalmody. It was a matter of no little vanity to him on Sundays,
to take his station in front of the church gallery, with a band of chosen
singers; where, in his own mind, he completely carried away the palm from
the parson. Certain it is, his voice resounded far above all the rest
of the congregation; and there are peculiar quavers still to be heard
in that church, and which may even be heard half a mile off, quite to
the opposite side of the mill-pond, on a still Sunday morning, which are
said to be legitimately descended from the nose of Ichabod Crane. Thus,
by divers little makeshifts, in that ingenious way which is commonly denominated
"by hook and by crook," the worthy pedagogue got on tolerably enough,
and was thought, by all who understood nothing of the labor of headwork,
to have a wonderfully easy life of it.
The schoolmaster is generally a man of some importance in the female circle
of a rural neighborhood; being considered a kind of idle, gentlemanlike
personage, of vastly superior taste and accomplishments to the rough country
swains, and, indeed, inferior in learning only to the parson. His appearance,
therefore, is apt to occasion some little stir at the tea-table of a farmhouse,
and the addition of a supernumerary dish of cakes or sweetmeats, or, peradventure,
the parade of a silver teapot. Our man of letters, therefore, was peculiarly
happy in the smiles of all the country damsels. How he would figure among
them in the churchyard, between services on Sundays; gathering grapes
for them from the wild vines that overran the surrounding trees; reciting
for their amusement all the epitaphs on the tombstones; or sauntering,
with a whole bevy of them, along the banks of the adjacent mill-pond;
while the more bashful country bumpkins hung sheepishly back, envying
his superior elegance and address.
From his half-itinerant life, also, he was a kind of traveling gazette,
carrying the whole budget of local gossip from house to house, so that
his appearance was always greeted with satisfaction. He was, moreover,
esteemed by the women as a man of great erudition, for he had read several
books quite through, and was a perfect master of Cotton Mather's "History
of New England Witchcraft," in which, by the way, he most firmly and potently
believed.
He was, in fact, an odd mixture of small shrewdness and simple credulity.
His appetite for the marvelous, and his powers of digesting it, were equally
extraordinary; and both had been increased by his residence in this spell-bound
region. No tale was too gross or monstrous for his capacious swallow.
It was often his delight, after his school was dismissed in the afternoon,
to stretch himself on the rich bed of clover bordering the little brook
that whimpered by his school-house, and there con over old Mather's direful
tales, until the gathering dusk of evening made the printed page a mere
mist before his eyes. Then, as he wended his way by swamp and stream and
awful woodland, to the farmhouse where he happened to be quartered, every
sound of nature, at that witching hour, fluttered his excited imagination,
--the moan of the whip-poor-will from the hillside, the boding cry of
the tree toad, that harbinger of storm, the dreary hooting of the screech
owl, to the sudden rustling in the thicket of birds frightened from their
roost. The fireflies, too, which sparkled most vividly in the darkest
places, now and then startled him, as one of uncommon brightness would
stream across his path; and if, by chance, a huge blockhead of a beetle
came winging his blundering flight against him, the poor varlet was ready
to give up the ghost, with the idea that he was struck with a witch's
token. His only resource on such occasions, either to drown thought or
drive away evil spirits, was to sing psalm tunes and the good people of
Sleepy Hollow, as they sat by their doors of an evening, were often filled
with awe at hearing his nasal melody, "in linked sweetness long drawn
out," floating from the distant hill, or along the dusky road.
Another
of his sources of fearful pleasure was to pass long winter evenings with
the old Dutch wives, as they sat spinning by the fire, with a row of apples
roasting and spluttering along the hearth, and listen to their marvellous
tales of ghosts and goblins, and haunted fields, and haunted brooks, and
haunted bridges, and haunted houses, and particularly of the headless
horseman, or Galloping Hessian of the Hollow, as they sometimes called
him. He would delight them equally by his anecdotes of witchcraft, and
of the direful omens and portentous sights and sounds in the air, which
prevailed in the earlier times of Connecticut; and would frighten them
woefully with speculations upon comets and shooting stars; and with the
alarming fact that the world did absolutely turn round, and that they
were half the time topsy-turvy!
But if there was a pleasure in all this, while snugly cuddling in the
chimney corner of a chamber that was all of a ruddy glow from the crackling
wood fire, and where, of course, no spectre dared to show its face, it
was dearly purchased by the terrors of his subsequent walk homewards.
What fearful shapes and shadows beset his path, amidst the dim and ghastly
glare of a snowy night! With what wistful look did he eye every trembling
ray of light streaming across the waste fields from some distant window!
How often was he appalled by some shrub covered with snow, which, like
a sheeted spectre, beset his very path! How often did he shrink with curdling
awe at the sound of his own steps on the frosty crust beneath his feet;
and dread to look over his shoulder, lest he should behold some uncouth
being tramping close behind him! and how often was he thrown into complete
dismay by some rushing blast, howling among the trees, in the idea that
it was the Galloping Hessian on one of his nightly scourings!
All these, however, were mere terrors of the night, phantoms of the mind
that walk in darkness; and though he had seen many spectres in his time,
and been more than once beset by Satan in divers shapes, in his lonely
perambulations, yet daylight put an end to all these evils; and he would
have passed a pleasant life of it, in despite of the Devil and all his
works, if his path had not been crossed by a being that causes more perplexity
to mortal man than ghosts, goblins, and the whole race of witches put
together, and that was--a woman.
Among the musical disciples who assembled, one evening in each week, to
receive his instructions in psalmody, was Katrina Van Tassel, the daughter
and only child of a substantial Dutch farmer. She was a booming lass of
fresh eighteen; plump as a partridge; ripe and melting and rosy-cheeked
as one of her father's peaches, and universally famed, not merely for
her beauty, but her vast expectations. She was withal a little of a coquette,
as might be perceived even in her dress, which was a mixture of ancient
and modern fashions, as most suited to set of her charms. She wore the
ornaments of pure yellow gold, which her great-great-grandmother had brought
over from Saar dam; the tempting stomacher of the olden time, and withal
a provokingly short petticoat, to display the prettiest foot and ankle
in the country round.
Ichahod Crane had a soft and foolish heart towards the sex; and it is
not to be wondered at, that so tempting a morsel soon found favor in his
eyes, more especially after he had visited her in her paternal mansion.
Old Baltus Van Tassel was a perfect picture of a thriving, contented,
liberal-hearted farmer. He seldom, it is true, sent either his eyes or
his thoughts beyond the boundaries of his own farm; but within those everything
was snug, happy and well-conditioned. He was satisfied with his wealth,
but not proud of it; and piqued himself upon the hearty abundance, rather
than the style in which he lived. His stronghold was situated on the banks
of the Hudson, in one of those green, sheltered, fertile nooks in which
the Dutch farmers are so fond of nestling. A great elm tree spread its
broad branches over it, at the foot of which bubbled up a spring of the
softest and sweetest water, in a little well formed of a barrel; and then
stole sparkling away through the grass, to a neighboring brook, that babbled
along among alders and dwarf willows. Hard by the farmhouse was a vast
barn, that might have served for a church; every window and crevice of
which seemed bursting forth with the treasures of the farm; the flail
was busily resounding within it from morning to night; swallows and martins
skimmed twittering about the eaves; an rows of pigeons, some with one
eye turned up, as if watching the weather, some with their heads under
their wings or buried in their bosoms, and others swelling, and cooing,
and bowing about their dames, were enjoying the sunshine on the roof.
Sleek unwieldy porkers were grunting in the repose and abundance of their
pens, from whence sallied forth, now and then, troops of sucking pigs,
as if to snuff the air. A stately squadron of snowy geese were riding
in an adjoining pond, convoying whole fleets of ducks; regiments of turkeys
were gobbling through the farmyard, and Guinea fowls fretting about it,
like ill-tempered housewives, with their peevish, discontented cry. Before
the barn door strutted the gallant cock, that pattern of a husband, a
warrior and a fine gentleman, clapping his burnished wings and crowing
in the pride and gladness of his heart, --sometimes tearing up the earth
with his feet, and then generously calling his ever-hungry family of wives
and children to enjoy the rich morsel which he had discovered.
The pedagogue's mouth watered as he looked upon this sumptuous promise
of luxurious winter fare. In his devouring mind's eye, he pictured to
himself every roasting-pig running about with a pudding in his belly,
and an apple in his mouth; the pigeons were snugly put to bed in a comfortable
pie, and tucked in with a coverlet of crust; the geese were swimming in
their own gravy; and the ducks pairing cosily in dishes, like snug married
couples, with a decent competency of onion sauce. In the porkers he saw
carved out the future sleek side of bacon, and juicy relishing ham; not
a turkey but he beheld daintily trussed up, with its gizzard under its
wing, and, peradventure, a necklace of savory sausages; and even bright
chanticleer himself lay sprawling on his back, in a side dish, with uplifted
claws, as if craving that quarter which his chivalrous spirit disdained
to ask while living.
As the enraptured Ichabod fancied all this, and as he rolled his great
green eyes over the fat meadow lands, the rich fields of wheat, of rye,
of buckwheat, and Indian corn, and the orchards burdened with ruddy fruit,
which surrounded the warm tenement of Van Tassel, his heart yearned after
the damsel who was to inherit these domains, and his imagination expanded
with the idea, how they might be readily turned into cash, and the money
invested in immense tracts of wild land, and shingle palaces in the wilderness.
Nay, his busy fancy already realized his hopes, and presented to him the
blooming Katrina, with a whole family of children, mounted on the top
of a wagon loaded with household trumpery, with pots and kettles dangling
beneath; and he beheld himself bestriding a pacing mare, with a colt at
her heels, setting out for Kentucky, Tennessee, --or the Lord knows where!
When he entered the house, the conquest of his heart was complete. It
was one of those spacious farmhouses, with high- ridged but lowly sloping
roofs, built in the style handed down from the first Dutch settlers; the
low projecting eaves forming a piazza along the front, capable of being
closed up in bad weather. Under this were hung flails, harness, various
utensils of husbandry, and nets for fishing in the neighboring river.
Benches were built along the sides for summer use; and a great spinning-wheel
at one end, and a churn at the other, showed the various uses to which
this important porch might be devoted. From this piazza the wondering
Ichabod entered the hall, which formed the centre of the mansion, and
the place of usual residence. Here rows of resplendent pewter, ranged
on a long dresser, dazzled his eyes. In one corner stood a huge bag of
wool, ready to be spun; in another, a quantity of linsey-woolsey just
from the loom; ears of Indian corn, and strings of dried apples and peaches,
hung in gay festoons along the walls, mingled with the gaud of red peppers;
and a door left ajar gave him a peep into the best parlor, where the claw-footed
chairs and dark mahogany tables shone like mirrors; andirons, with their
accompanying shovel and tongs, glistened from their covert of asparagus
tops; mock- oranges and conch - shells decorated the mantelpiece; strings
of various-colored birds eggs were suspended above it; a great ostrich
egg was hung from the centre of the room, and a corner cupboard, knowingly
left open, displayed immense treasures of old silver and well-mended china.
From the moment Ichabod laid his eyes upon these regions of delight, the
peace of his mind was at an end, and his only study was how to gain the
affections of the peerless daughter of Van Tassel. In this enterprise,
however, he had more real difficulties than generally fell to the lot
of a knight-errant of yore, who seldom had anything but giants, enchanters,
fiery dragons, and such like easily conquered adversaries, to contend
with and had to make his way merely through gates of iron and brass, and
walls of adamant to the castle keep, where the lady of his heart was confined;
all which he achieved as easily as a man would carve his way to the centre
of a Christmas pie; and then the lady gave him her hand as a matter of
course. Ichabod, on the contrary, had to win his way to the heart of a
country coquette, beset with a labyrinth of whims and caprices, which
were forever presenting new difficulties and impediments; and he had to
encounter a host of fearful adversaries of real flesh and blood, the numerous
rustic admirers, who beset every portal to her heart, keeping a watchful
and angry eye upon each other, but ready to fly out in the common cause
against any new competitor.
Among these, the most formidable was a burly, roaring, roystering blade,
of the name of Abraham, or, according to the Dutch abbreviation, Brom
Van Brunt, the hero of the country round which rang with his feats of
strength and hardihood. He was broad-shouldered and double-jointed, with
short curly black hair, and a bluff but not unpleasant countenance, having
a mingled air of fun and arrogance From his Herculean frame and great
powers of limb he had received the nickname of BROM BONES, by which he
was universally known. He was famed for great knowledge and skill in horsemanship,
being as dexterous on horseback as a Tartar. He was foremost at all races
and cock fights; and, with the ascendancy which bodily strength always
acquires in rustic life, was the umpire in all disputes, setting his hat
on one side, and giving his decisions with an air and tone that admitted
of no gainsay or appeal. He was always ready for either a fight or a frolic;
but had more mischief than ill-will in his composition; and with all his
overbearing roughness, there was a strong dash of waggish good humor at
bottom. He had three or four boon companions, who regarded him as their
model, and at the head of whom he scoured the country, attending every
scene of feud or merriment for miles round. In cold weather he was distinguished
by a fur cap, surmounted with a flaunting fox's tail; and when the folks
at a country gathering descried this well-known crest at a distance, whisking
about among a squad of hard riders, they always stood by for a squall.
Sometimes his crew would be heard dashing along past the farmhouses at
midnight, with whoop and halloo, like a troop of Don Cossacks; and the
old dames, startled out of their sleep, would listen for a moment till
the hurry-scurry had clattered by, and then exclaim, "Ay, there goes Brom
Bones and his gang!" The neighbors looked upon him with a mixture of awe,
admiration, and good-will; and, when any madcap prank or rustic brawl
occurred in the vicinity, always shook their heads, and warranted Brom
Bones was at the bottom of it.
This rantipole hero had for some time singled out the blooming Katrina
for the object of his uncouth gallantries, and though his amorous toyings
were something like the gentle caresses and endearments of a bear, yet
it was whispered that she did not altogether discourage his hopes. Certain
it is, his advances were signals for rival candidates to retire, who felt
no inclination to cross a lion in his amours; insomuch, that when his
horse was seen tied to Van Tassel's paling, on a Sunday night, a sure
sign that his master was courting, or, as it is termed, " sparking," within,
all other suitors passed by in despair, and carried the war into other
quarters.
Such was the formidable rival with whom Ichabod Crane had to contend,
and, considering, all things, a stouter man than he would have shrunk
from the competition, and a wiser man would have despaired. He had, however,
a happy mixture of pliability and perseverance in his nature; he was in
form and spirit like a supple-jackÄyielding, but tough; though he bent,
he never broke; and though he bowed beneath the slightest pressure, yet,
the moment it was away--jerk!--he was as erect, and carried his head as
high as ever.
To have taken the field openly against his rival would have been madness;
for he was not a man to be thwarted in his amours, any more than that
stormy lover, Achilles. Ichabod, therefore, made his advances in a quiet
and gently insinuating manner. Under cover of his character of singing-master,
he made frequent visits at the farmhouse; not that he had anything to
apprehend from the meddlesome interference of parents, which is so often
a stumbling-block in the path of lovers. Balt Van Tassel was an easy indulgent
soul; he loved his daughter better even than his pipe, and, like a reasonable
man and an excellent father, let her have her way in everything. His notable
little wife, too, had enough to do to attend to her housekeeping and manage
her poultry; for, as she sagely observed, ducks and geese are foolish
things, and must be looked after, but girls can take care of themselves.
Thus, while the busy dame bustled about the house, or plied her spinning-wheel
at one end of the piazza, honest Balt would sit smoking his evening pipe
at the other, watching the achievements of a little wooden warrior, who,
armed with a sword in each hand, was most valiantly fighting the wind
on the pinnacle of the barn. In the mean time, Ichabod would carry on
his suit with the daughter by the side of the spring under the great elm,
or sauntering along in the twilight, that hour so favorable to the lover's
eloquence.
I profess not to know how women's hearts are wooed and won. To me they
have always been matters of riddle and admiration. Some seem to have but
one vulnerable point, or door of access; while others have a thousand
avenues, and may be captured in a thousand different ways. It is a great
triumph of skill to gain the former, but a still greater proof of generalship
to maintain possession of the latter, for man must battle for his fortress
at every door and window. He who wins a thousand common hearts is therefore
entitled to some renown; but he who keeps undisputed sway over the heart
of a coquette is indeed a hero. Certain it is, this was not the case with
the redoubtable Brom Bones; and from the moment Ichabod Crane made his
advances, the interests of the former evidently declined: his horse was
no longer seen tied to the palings on Sunday nights, and a deadly feud
gradually arose between him and the preceptor of Sleepy Hollow.
Brom, who had a degree of rough chivalry in his nature, would fain have
carried matters to open warfare and have settled their pretensions to
the lady, according to the mode of those most concise and simple reasoners,
the knights-errant of yore, -- by single combat; but lchabod was too conscious
of the superior might of his adversary to enter the lists against him;
he had overheard a boast of Bones, that he would "double the schoolmaster
up, and lay him on a shelf of his own schoolhouse;" and he was too wary
to give him an opportunity. There was something extremely provoking, in
this obstinately pacific system; it left Brom no alternative but to draw
upon the funds of rustic waggery in his disposition, and to play off boorish
practical jokes upon his rival. Ichabod became the object of whimsical
persecution to Bones and his gang of rough riders. They harried his hitherto
peaceful domains, smoked out his singing- school by stopping up the chimney,
broke into the schoolhouse at night, in spite of its formidable fastenings
of withe and window stakes, and turned everything topsy-turvy, so that
the poor schoolmaster began to think all the witches in the country held
their meetings there. But what was still more annoying, Brom took all
Opportunities of turning him into ridicule in presence of his mistress,
and had a scoundrel dog whom he taught to whine in the most ludicrous
manner, and introduced as a rival of Ichabod's, to instruct her in psalmody.
In this way matters went on for some time, without producing any material
effect on the relative situations of the contending powers. On a fine
autumnal afternoon, Ichabod, in pensive mood, sat enthroned on the lofty
stool from whence he usually watched all the concerns of his little literary
realm. In his hand he swayed a ferule, that sceptre of despotic power;
the birch of justice reposed on three nails behind the throne, a constant
terror to evil doers, while on the desk before him might be seen sundry
contraband articles and prohibited weapons, detected upon the persons
of idle urchins, such as half-munched apples, popguns, whirligigs, fly-cages,
and whole legions of rampant little paper game-cocks. Apparently there
had been some appalling act of justice recently inflicted, for his scholars
were all busily intent upon their books, or slyly whispering behind them
with one eye kept upon the master; and a kind of buzzing stillness reigned
throughout the schoolroom. It was suddenly interrupted by the appearance
of a negro in tow-cloth jacket and trowsers. a round-crowned fragment
of a hat, like the cap of Mercury, and mounted on the back of a ragged,
wild, half-broken colt, which he managed with a rope by way of halter.
He came clattering up to the school-door with an invitation to Ichabod
to attend a merry - making or "quilting-frolic," to be held that evening
at Mynheer Van Tassel's; and having, delivered his message with that air
of importance and effort at fine language which a negro is apt to display
on petty embassies of the kind, he dashed over the brook, and was seen
scampering, away up the Hollow, full of the importance and hurry of his
mission.
All was now bustle and hubbub in the late quiet schoolroom. The scholars
were hurried through their lessons without stopping at trifles; those
who were nimble skipped over half with impunity, and those who were tardy
had a smart application now and then in the rear, to quicken their speed
or help them over a tall word. Books were flung aside without being put
away on the shelves, inkstands were overturned, benches thrown down, and
the whole school was turned loose an hour before the usual time, bursting
forth like a legion of young imps, yelping and racketing about the green
in joy at their early emancipation.
The gallant Ichabod now spent at least an extra half hour at his toilet,
brushing and furbishing up his best, and indeed only suit of rusty black,
and arranging his locks by a bit of broken looking-glass that hung up
in the schoolhouse. That he might make his appearance before his mistress
in the true style of a cavalier, he borrowed a horse from the farmer with
whom he was domiciliated, a choleric old Dutchman of the name of Hans
Van Ripper, and, thus gallantly mounted, issued forth like a knight- errant
in quest of adventures. But it is meet I should, in the true spirit of
romantic story, give some account of the looks and equipments of my hero
and his steed. The animal he bestrode was a broken-down plow-horse, that
had outlived almost everything but its viciousnes