U R @ Tom Answers Questions

Here areTom's answers to a recent set of questions submitted to him by members of the AFTRLife Discussion List. (Click on "Discussion" in the menu to the right to find out more about the list.) Update November 18, 2002.


Q: Do you ever find writing difficult -- to the point of serious avoidance? If yes, how do you force yourself to charge onward? And what was the most difficult segment of a book you've ever written?
-- Paula Adamski


A: Writing is always frustrating and difficult, but it's also always exciting and fun, so it would never occur to me to "avoid" it. At some social function or other, a woman complained to the renowned pianist Van Cliburn, "I know that my son could be a great concert pianist, but I just can't get him to practice." Whereupon Van Cliburn replied, "Madame, if your son has what it takes to be a great concert pianist, you could not keep him from practicing." Agreeing with this, I'm always a bit leery of would-be writers who go out of their way to avoid the act of writing. I'm compelled to write and simply could not think of doing otherwise. The most difficult passages to write, at least for me, are the philosophical passages. It's tricky to express complex ideas without having them sound pedantic. Personally, I find repartee is the easiest to create. That's why I'm not a playwright. There's no challenge in taking the easy way out.


Q: Were there ever any major depression points at any particular point in any particular novel? Where you had to take a character somewhere and knew you had to but got depressed over it?
-- Anise


A: I'm not easily depressed, having learned long ago that most depression has its roots in taking oneself too seriously, so I can't say I've ever been depressed by anything I've found myself having to write in a novel. There were, however, writing chores that have made me sad. For example, I was quite saddened when, in EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES, I realized that Jellybean was going to be killed. It also disturbed me when Maestra suffered a stroke in FIERCE INVALIDS -- I was afraid she might be going to die -- but the tough old bird survived.


Q: If memory serves, you traveled with Joseph Campbell in South America. If
that is true, would you be so kind as to tell us a little (or a lot) about your trip?
-- Eddie Proietti


A: Some years ago, I did travel with the great mythologist Joseph Campbell. We toured the ruins and ceremonial sites in Mexico and Central America: Mayan, Aztec, Toltec, Olmec, Zapotec, etc. We had wonderfully informed local guides who took us through each of the sites. Then, that evening, we'd sit on the veranda of a tropical hotel, sipping (in my case, gulping) gin-and-tonics while Joe (that's what he liked to be called) took what we'd learned that day and wove it into the whole tapestry of world history and mythology. It was, as you might imagine, entirely wonderful. One day at some ruins in the Yucatan, a coral snake suddenly shot out from under a pile of ancient Mayan rubble, slithered through the grass for about 10 yards, directly up to the tip of Campbell's conservative black shoe. It paused there and seemed to lick his shoe tip, then abruptly turned and disappeared again into a pile of stones. It had paid no attention to anyone else in our group. Campbell had been talking a lot that week about serpent symbology, and that incident struck me as supernaturally synchronistic, an example of genuine magic. I looked to see if the end of one of the great man's shoelaces had been transformed into green jade or something, but I couldn't get a clear view. I found myself fantasizing that later that evening, Campbell and the Plumed Serpent God would meet in a secret underground chamber to trade stories and drink translucent cactus juice from a virgin's skull.


Q: So really, what I'm asking, is for your views, or some words on your personal involvement with music, either as musician, or at least tell us what your favorites are. -- Quaabird


A: If you exclude certain bodily appendages, the only instrument I've ever been able to play at all well is the typewriter. In the 60s I was host of an "underground" show on one of America's first non-commercial radio stations, playing album cuts by Jefferson Airplane, Jimi Hendrix, the Doors, Country Joe & the Fish et al., six months to a year before they were ever heard on AM radio. A couple of years ago, I recorded some spoken-word lyrics with the Italian rock group, Gang. Aside from that, my personal involvement with music other than as a listener has been to MC benefit concerts for Bonnie Raitt, Jackson Browne, Danny O'Keefe and a few other admirable activists. My musical taste is extremely eclectic, although I've yet to fall under the spell of hip hop. If I had to make a list of current favorites, I suppose Leonard Cohen and Perez Prado would be near the top, Prado being the 50s Cuban mambo king. I love Latin dance music (even Ricky Martin) and mambo is simply the best.

Q: The only question I have is that I seem to recall a line in FIERCE INVALIDS when you, and I don't know what the proper term is here, call into question the validity of what the revisionist school of historians are doing? So I guess my question is what do you think of the revisionists?
-- Mandy Sue


A: I guess it depends on who is doing the revising and what their motives are. Is it the result of ongoing scholarship or some ploy by commercial, nationalistic or religious entities to bamboozle and manipulate the masses? It's important to "revise" history when we discover that it wasn't history at all but mythology. For example, those of us who pay attention to such things have known for a long time that no such person as "Abraham" ever existed. Recently, a number of archaeologists, including Israeli archaeologists, have concluded that "Moses" was never a real person, either. Moreover, they have found archaeological evidence that the Hebrews were never in exile in Egypt, so the hallowed Exodus never actually happened. The jury may still be out on this one, but it's an example of history being revised as a result of scholarship rather than hype or propaganda.


Q: What is your favorite meditation technique?
-- Mike Snyder


A: Do you remember Transcendental Meditation? It was a technique that was propagated in the late 60s, attracting such luminaries as the Beatles, and a lot of entrepreneurs jumped on the bandwagon, making money selling mantras. Despite its sordid history, I've found TM to be the most effective method of meditation. If you can avoid buying a mantra from some charlatan, you'll find that it produces marvelous results. Recently, I've been working on a yoga technique that when perfected will allow me to blow in my own ear. If I'm not careful, pretty soon I'll be following myself home at night.

(more in the near future)