Weird ElectroMechanics
is proud to announce
The Cx2000 100x CDR
We have taken CD-ROM technology a quantum leap forward with our new 100-speed
CD-ROM drive. Why settle for mere 4x or 6x drives while you wait for 8x and 10x
drives? Get the fastest CD-ROM drive imaginable, right now!
- Ultra-High-Speed DC Servo Motor Drive With Innovative Centrifugal Data Compression
- Mobius Data Stream Technology With Non-Random Data Access
- High Data Throughput Using Proprietary Flash Cache
- Proprietary Encapsulated Partially-Hydrogenated FerroFluid Media *
* Based on synthetic Duck Oil, the stuff that keeps ducks waterproof and afloat.
Drives are assembled in our state-of-the-art just-in-time fabrication facility, a customized
747 jumbo jet. Our jet departs Taiwan every Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday, arriving in
San Francisco Monday, Wednesday, and Friday with hundreds of Cx2000 CDRs fully
assembled, tested, and ready to install in desktop computer systems.
Tomorrow's Technology Today
Sound too good to be true? It sure is. This is only a hoax, but wouldn't you want
one?
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San Luis Obispo, CA 93406
Mark Hutchenreuther is hutch@rain.org