Weird ElectroMechanics

Understands The Problem Of Nervous Cursor

That's Why We Created

Super Mouse

The regular mouse or pointing device is very lightweight, and very sensitive to the slightest hand motion. That's why the cursor points all over the screen when your hand is shaking, you suffer from some nervous disorder, or when your boss is looking over your shoulder and making you nervous. Adjusting the mouse driver sensitivity can help, but that causes other problems, like slow response.

Super mouse is made of depleted uranium, one of the heaviest materials available. The base of the mouse is made of Teflon-coated high-technology NdFeB magnetic alloy. When used with our polyurethane-coated steel mouse pad, any cursor movement is slow and deliberate.

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This is only a hoax. Can you imagine what it would be like to drop one of these on your foot? Return to Weird ElectroMechanics home page.

Creative Mischief SIG
P.O. Box 13028
San Luis Obispo, CA 93406

Mark S. Hutchenreuther is hutch@rain.org