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Presents The Ultimate Intimate Accessory For Your Laptop Computer

Pia -- Personal Intimate Assistant

Pia will help you achieve self-gratification with your laptop computer. Pia is a high-technology integrated hardware and software system especially designed for laptop computers.

Pia's hardware is a soft dimpled personal vibrator system that plugs into the PCMCIA slot of your laptop computer. The high-technology vibrator uses three stepper motors to accurately control the triaxial motion that you specify. These motors use special neodymium alloy permanent magnets for consistent, reliable, steady power. Because these magnets are so powerful, the software must be shipped in special mu-metal sleeves. A six-foot cable connects the vibrator to the PCMCIA adapter permanently, there are no parts to lose. The vibrator and cable are sealed so they can be easily cleaned. (The PCMCIA adapter cannot be immersed.) Is Pia just another dildo? No more than a Ferrari is just another car. Pia is the ultimate vibrator.

Pia is controlled by special software for Windows. In the Pia dialog box, the user selects the desired coordinates and speed. Or, the user can let Pia decide what pleasure is to be given.

Minimum System Requirements

Microsoft Windows version 3.1 or higher, 500K of hard disk space, and a PCMCIA Type II or III slot. Pia is the ultimate in Plug and Play. Installation could not be easier.

Ordering Information

Pia is available in many adult book and toy stores and many adult mail-order catalogs. Suggested retail price is only $149.95. If you cannot find Pia locally or in catalogs, you can order directly from the manufacturer. Include $15.00 shipping and handling. California residents, please add appropriate sales tax.

(900) 555-1212

Coming Soon! Pia for Mac, and Pia 2 for men.

"Pia is wonderful. I use it at night on long airline flights." Ms. M. J. T. of Chicago
"A really useful accessory for my laptop." Ms. T.D. of Detroit
"Pia is better than Sybian, and a lot less expensive." Ms. R. A. of San Mateo
"I use Pia in my office in the afternoon." Ms. C. C. of San Diego
"Ohmigod! Pia is absolutely incredible!" Ms. S. R. of San Antonio

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Creative Mischief SIG
P.O. Box 13028
San Luis Obispo, CA 93406

Mark Hutchenreuther is hutch@rain.org