Weird ElectroMechanics

announces the revolutionary

Mouse With Two Balls

(Side View)

Works On Any Surface!

For rough surfaces, use the larger rough soft ball. The rough ball is located farther away from the heel of the hand for optimum pressure. This ball works well on rough surfaces such as denim, suede, leather, even corduroy. It even works on top of desktop clutter, so there is no need to clear a space for your mouse.

For smooth surfaces, turn the mouse over and use the smaller smooth hard ball. The smooth ball is located nearer the heel of the hand, for maximum pressure with minimum effort. Use this side of the mouse with a conventional mouse pad, or use it directly on your desktop or other smooth surface.

Three buttons top and bottom offer total compatibility with all software and mouse drivers. A mercury switch inside the mouse automatically determines which side is in use and activates the appropriate buttons.

Available Everywhere!

Sure this is a great idea, and it would probably actually work quite well. But, it is only a hoax.

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Creative Mischief SIG
P.O. Box 13028
San Luis Obispo, CA 93406

Mark S. Hutchenreuther is hutch@rain.org